While Mad Gringo is hardly a close follower of the body politic, boatloads of controversy has recently been spilling over into Facebook in a most unseemly fashion. It has, much like the election that preceded it, been completely unavoidable.
We’ve done our best here in Fremoahu to calm the collective frayed nerves – by posting plenty of funny animal videos and people doing stupid and/or painful stuff. Alas, it has not been enough.
So before sticking our pineapple skull deeply into the proverbial sand, the Mad One feels compelled to get into the act. Join in the chaos. Participate.
In other words, he has a few nominations and appointments of his own to make.
So here goes…
Mad Gringo appoints Mad Kenneth to serve as the official Mad Gim double and Mad Gringo's mascot.
As you can see, he’s definitely got what it takes, although he needs to work on that goatee.
And with the objective of being considered inclusive, the Mad One nominates Mad Evan to be the MG Secretary of the Treasury.
At this point, this is only a nomination. Confirmation will require a favorable majority vote of MG Fans.
Good luck with that, Evan. I can barely get them to give me a thumbs up on a hilarious Facebook post. And you’ve actually got to get them to vote…
Maybe free beer?
Finally, we come to Mad Bill, the unofficial Grand Poobah of our little band. It’s time to make him a part of the Mad Gringo Cabinet. I believe I’ll appoint him… Grand Poobah.
As you can see, he's already got the requisite head wear. I call ‘em like I see ‘em.
That’s our entire merry band.
What? You were wondering about me?
I’ll retain my designation as the Mad Gringo, of course.