Yes, Joe, we do sell these. There’s a full selection available on the website.
The latest in the current year’s parade of holidays is nigh upon is, causing your Mad Friend to reflect on all things Hallo and Weenie. After a short time ruminating over my favorite adult beverage (bonus points for anyone guessing what that might be…) I have developed this exhaustive list of the seasonal high points for your contemplation.
Dead, or nearly dead, mosquitos. These little #!!@% creatures are the bane of my summer existence. Halloween is the annual signal that the blood-sucking vermin are nearing their end for yet another year.
Who wouldn’t get a charge out of puttin’ on the ol’ Dinosaur suit and scaring the pants off of the neighborhood kids. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s kinda mean, but it does keep ‘em off the front lawn…
I'll take two dozen bags, please
Those trick-or-treat bags of candy sold at the grocery seem to get bigger every year. I wonder if the wife yet suspects I might be “overbuying” by just a little bit. I’m taking her silence as the assent of a co-conspirator.
I know the local haunted house is supposed to be a youthful attraction, but I still get a charge out of it!
Halloween is my annual opportunity to meet up with some old friends, ones that might otherwise never make the trip.
Everybody (or almost everybody) gets to wear a costume.
Okay, maybe not real blood, but I can think of a few libations that can be mixed to LOOK like blood.
Notice I mentioned nothing about carving pumpkins or the ridiculous overexpose to “pumpkin spice” that is forced upon us.