Okay, I promised Mad Evan after the Pat Benatar post late last week (now unofficially known as "the Benatar debacle," I wouldn’t slip into Rock lyrics that only prove I’m older than dirt. So I won’t. I promise. No fingers crossed.
Today’s final Beta Collection tropical shirt is a bit different. It’s sedate. It’s classy. But it’s still distinctive enough to make it a Mad Gringo production. And if you’re having trouble understanding what I mean, just stare at one or two of the little figures printed on the fabric and think about what they remind you of…
You read my mind!
Yeah, it isn’t an accident this shirt was saved for last, thus placing it as close on the calendar as possible to a holiday featuring a certain bipedal creature that little children love. No, when you wear Dark Side of the Moon, you can forever be reminded of Easter Barney the flesh-eating dinosaur.
You probably put on your “Sunday best” for the holiday, yesterday. Now we give you a gander at our casual best, today.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I know which one I’d pick.
Sorry, but some people might say you have... er... questionable taste. That's why we're here, man, just looking out for your interests.
Once you’re completely convinced of the “wow factor” of this handsome Tropical, I want you to imagine just how great “Dark Side of the Moon” will look in a slightly darker setting. One with a little black lighting, perhaps.
Okay, I didn’t actually have a black light, but I can promise you it will be ten times cooler than that!
Get your own “Dark Side of the Moon” Tropical today, and be ready for the next bar crawl – be it on a beach somewhere or just down to the corner pub. But try not to hum along to Brain Damage when you’re wearing it, cause people might start to wonder about you…
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.