Next time you head out to sea, take these mates with you! They are the perfect complement to your handsome countenance, making you look Harrison Ford handsome by comparison (yes,yes, the young Harrison Ford) And before you point it out, we already know that pirates were murderous, thieving, savages that cared only about themselves. But they were also kinda cool, too. Or at least, they are in their Hollywood incarnation. No silly, androgynous Jack Sparrow in this pack, however. Just the tough, ugly (but colorful!) real thing. Okay, they’re actually pineapple-shaped caricatures of the real thing. There. Satisfied?
Yo ho, Maties!