If you squint at this tropical a little, you can see a map dotted with islands that are covered in bamboo and palms.  Those land masses are randomly scattered across a green-blue sea.  Yes, they are quite similar to one another in size and appearance.  So sue me.  It’s hardly my fault that nature seems to love smallish, squarish landmasses.
And what, pray tell, are those funny looking pineapple-skull-and-crossbones logos strategically positioned all over the map?  Why I thought everybody knew that “X” marks the spot.  A better question might be “what spot?”
The place where the treasure is buried.  Duh.  Whether positioned right over your heart or covering your left kidney, you can certainly verify there’s something valuable underneath.
Get your own “Tropical Treasure Hunt” shirt today, and show off the map to your buried treasures.
Thank goodness, they weren’t pants!