Is this tee détente, or is it a temporary cease-fire? Or Perhaps something to just confuse the masses? After all, pineapples and hockey sticks go together like… Fire and Ice? (Yes, yes, we know we have a tropical shirt answering to that name.)
The point is, people love a paradox as much as they love “jumbo shrimp,” which, technically speaking, is actually an oxymoron. That’s where we come in – you won’t find anyone more oxymoronic than Mad Gringo.
And the same thing goes for this winter sport-themed tee. It basically says, “I love the beach and the ice – I just can’t seem to make up my mind!”
Or maybe it just says, “Hey, pineapple head, watch out for that puck!”