Adding to our growing collection of Tiki-themed tees, we offer this handsome number we call “Tiki totems.” As we understand Polynesian legend, Tiki was the first man, who, with a little luck and the benefit of a few fermented beverages, managed to get hitched to Marikoriko. (There’s something about a pond in that story somewhere, but I admit I don’t completely understand it.)
So basically, what we have here is the Polynesian equivalent of Adam, who is on the prowl for his better half, the Polynesian Eve. Let’s just hope she’s farsighted, because Tiki is one ugly dude.
And that’s a story you can relate to any fair lass anytime you wear this handsome tee. It will have predictable results. You’re welcome.