You’ve already seen our world renowned “Boxing the Shark” tee – an instant classic. Maybe you’ve even added it to your personal, Gringo Gear collection.
This tee, featuring an intrepid Mad Gim versus a sharp-toothed opponent, takes Shark Boxing to a whole new level. I mean, rather than just a casual encounter on the beach, this contest is professional grade. Somebody could get hurt. There’s bound to be blood.
On your right and weighing in at just under 1,800 pounds we have the Pacific Ocean champ, Joe G. W. Shark. As you can see, he’s looking focused and well trained.
On the left… er, we have ninety-eight pound Mad Gim, who appears to be a bit spaced out and is definitely… stick-like.
Naturally, I’m not about to predict a winner. If you want to know what’s going to happen, you’ll have to come by the Pond Club Arena on Friday to watch the spectacle.