We have a secret. One that only Mad Gringos should know. One they should keep to themselves. You see, Mad Gim doesn’t actually surf. As the result of an unfortunate accident, (one involving rum, a Segway, and a very busy street in Bali, but we have agreed never to speak of it) Gim has lost the sense of fine balance one needs to ride the waves. Yes, it is a sad, sad situation.
But Gim has found a way to compensate. He surf-poses. Yep, he sits on surfboards, stands next to surfboards, and even shows up a surfing events where he admires and critiques skill and form (especially the women surfers – go figure.) And believe me, it works.
Now you can surf-pose just like Gim. Just put on our cool, Surf-posing tee and strut the sand. People will immediately recognize you as the surf-god you want to be. And all without risk of being eaten by a Great White.
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