Mad Gringo might not ski, but he can snorkel. In fact, he snorkeled on a recent trip to Grand Cayman. Yes, despite his advancing years, he’s still “got it.” On the other hand, how difficult could “it” be? After all, to snorkel you simply strap on a mask, grip the snorkel in your teeth, and put your head in the water. Right? Advanced snorkelers might add fins while beginners and the extremely muscular (yeah, I wish) might need some added buoyancy in the form a vest or possibly a lifeboat. Once underway, the snorkeler simply explores the secrets of the shallows. Naturally, once you’ve conquered sea and wave in this fashion, you’ll need something celebratory to wear. Might I suggest this bold tee? It’s your beachy “26.2”. Trust me, everybody will be impressed.