There is water flowing everywhere in this tropical shirt, resplendent in the blues and greens of sea and surf.  If you look closely, the patterns seem to swirl and vibrate, echoing off of one another in an endless dance of serenity (I can hardly believe I wrote that snappy bit of prose – maybe I’m ready for the big leagues).
Wear “Relaxing Ripples” and you’ll be the calming influence in the room, magnetic in your mellowness.  Add a cocktail or two, and you might even have people swooning.
And with all that wave and undulation going on in the pattern, you’ll never have to worry about wrinkles!