Remember that time you brought a cooler of beers to the beach and forgot the bottle opener?  How many bottle necks did you break trying to pop off the caps?  Two?  Three?  Ten?A traumatic experience, for sure.  But it doesn’t have to be like that.  For four lousy bucks you can equip your wallet with one of our “Go Slow” bottle openers, and afterward you’ll forever have this critical piece of equipment at your fingertips.Reducing suffering and increasing beer consumption.  It’s what we’re all about here at Mad Gringo.