Oh, Those Baby Blues!

They say blondes have more fun, so why do blue-eyed boys always seem to get the girl? It's unfair. A conspiracy against the brown-eyed everywhere. Somebody needs to do something about this obvious blue bias.

At Mad Gringo, we've heard the cries of the oppressed. That's why we developed an equalizer -- the Baby Blue Kokopelli tropical. Research confirms that when a guy (one handicapped with brown eyes) puts on this beauty, women swoon. It's like Baby Blues on steroids.

We haven't tested the shirt on a blue-eyed dude. We're a bit concerned about the risk of bodily injury, with women throwing themselves at the test subject and whatnot.