Who doesn’t love a breezy afternoon in the sun, a bottle of your favorite adult beverage, and a few hundred gallons of warm, bubbly water? Some crazy guy, that’s who. That’s why we’ve chosen to help you demonstrate your sanity -- by wearing this tee, naturally. Once you don it, nobody will ever look at you and think, “that dude needs to get his priorities straight.”
We even included a declaration concerning just how much you wish another key family member could share the hot tub experience. What’s that, you say? No, “Just Kidding” refers to what a jolly joker you are. It has nothing to do with the wifey joining you. Duh.
Do you think we’re suicidal?