Admittedly, the Gringolympics lack the splash and sensation of those “other” Olympics, but that’s ‘cause we’re just getting started. We need your help to spread the word and build support, which you can provide simply by wearing this striking tee from Mad Gringo. Right now we’re dreaming up Mad Gringo sanctioned events for this summer’s competition. Hog vaulting is already on the docket, and we definitely need to invent an event that will crown the slowest Mad Gringo in the land. First prize in each event will be a golden, pineapple mug containing a mega Margarita. I’ll get around to sorting the rest of the details just as soon as I finish my nap.