Sometimes you want to get in touch with your roots. When I say that I don't mean where you came from, or the family trade, or anything like that. I mean your primal instincts, from a time when men roamed the plains, and hunted the mighty mammoth.
Unfortunately, that time has long since passed, and lets be honest about it, you Gringos don't want to participate in any activity that doesn't involve hammocks or tropical drinks anyway. Therefore, the next best option is to buy this tropical to show everyone that hey, at least you think it sounds kinda neat.