In the annals of crazy sporting events, this should make anyone’s top ten. Beating on your brother would be considered a normal (although perhaps not pain-free) activity. Taking on Mike Tyson – not so much. Jumping the shark? Maybe. Boxing the shark, however, takes nutty stuntsmanship to a whole new level. And yet there are supposed “experts” out there suggesting that when confronted by an unfriendly shark, you pop him in the nose (which I believe is really close to the sharp, chewy opening in the front of the beast.) Heed our advice – stay in your cabana and have another mai tai instead. If you must box the shark, or even if you enjoy watching others do the same, you owe it to yourself to proudly wear this tee.
Boxing the Shark