Prepare to be Boarded - Comfy Fit

What do you say when there's no room on the elevator.

You guessed it. Lead with an "Arr" and swell your chest so they can see the Logo Pirates and heed their warning.

It's the most popular shirt in my drawer.

Well, right now it's the only shirt in my drawer. Laundry day.

Get one today so Short Lynda can whisper "Prepare to be boarded" as she places it in the box.

It works anywhere. Swear.

Go slow.