Excavation

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Excavation

Style # 110405
$59.00

The Scene:

They hypnotically circle around the brown object - Mad Gringo bashfully touches it with his thick glove. A photographer prepares a group of them to line up and pose before the totem-like monolith. Like tourists recording the moment of their visit. Just as their picture is taken, a ray of sunlight strikes the monolith. . .

I should write screenplays.

This shirt is proof that Mad Gringo's have been around since the ancient Mayans. The swirly graphic represents a blender. See if you can find the window to the mini-bar and the flatware that we swiped for the casita.

All part of the master plan.

This is the #1 shirt for the Holidays. Get yours today.

The Mad Gringo Go Slow Shirt Sizing Chart

Find Your Measurements

The Mad Gringo says taking measurements is easy with a measuring tape and a willing subject. Make sure that the tape lays flat, and that the area you're measuring is in natural position. Kids, if you are measuring dad for a gift, try to catch him while he's sleeping through the early rounds of the PGA. Two places to measure:

Chest: With your arms at your sides, measure around the fullest part of your chest, across shoulder blades and under arms. If your fullest part is below your chest, measure that. Mad Gringo knows.
Neck: Measure a shirt collar that fits you loosely. Button the collar and place the tape's starting point behind the button. Wrap the tape all the way around the inside of the collar until it meets its starting point. Why? I know you won't button this shirt up to the top, but I needed two bullet points.

Shirt Sizing Chart

The Mad Gringo will use this as a general guide for finding the right size shirt for you. This chart does not apply to alls all sale shirts.

Size	Neck (inches)	Chest/Gut (inches)
S	14-14.5	34-36
M	15-15.5	38-40
L	16-16.5	42-44
XL	17-17.5	46-48
2XL	18-18.5	50-52

The Mad Gringo 2008 shirts run true to size so if you are looking for a really loose or baggy fit, order one size up. If you get it wrong, know that Mad Gringo makes it easy to get the correct size. I'll take care of you.

* Note to 3X and 4X wearers: Check out Mad Gringo's Big and Tall section. T-shirts too!

Shrinkage

The Mad Gringo isn't referring to Seinfeld. Poor George. No, I'm referring to how your shirt may or may not get smaller after a tussle with the dryer. Most of our shirts are pre-washed to take most of the shrinkage out. We've tried to think of everything to make this a true Go Slow wash and wear Go Slow Shirt.

Wash when dirty, Dry when wet.

You can do it. And if you're not happy, give us a call at 866-417-3860. We'll try to make it right.

- Mad Gringo