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Happy tiki gods. Happy because Mad Gringo gave them all Mad Gringo Tees before taking this picture. Well, it's not really a picture. It's a wooden bar sign that stands just over 2 feet tall and tells your guests to Go Slow. No one will understand - just let them ponder the message while you shaka-shaka-shaka-shaka their next drink. A skewer of pineapple, orange and a candied cherry and you're done. Let the merriment begin.
He's pissed about the traffic. The stress. The ties you have to wear. He's telling you to chuck it all and go sleep on a beach in Mexico. Or Brazil. Make a compromise. Refuse to be a corporate robot. Wear a tropical shirt now and then. Vow to watch more sunsets. And if you can't go slow, at least go slower. Whatever you do, don't ignore your Mad Gringo. He just might do something crazy.
