I can hear it now.

But Mad Gringo, you say, I have flat feet.

Mad Gringo has no use for that. He's not even sure what that means. You're only here a short time, you might as well jump in with both feet - flat feet in your case - and experience what life has to offer.

These swim trunks are made with a thin microfiber fabric that dries in an instant once you get out of the ocean, lake or pool. They have a little side pocket and a nice side graphic that isn't too distracting.

Yes, I wear them too. I have a black pair and an orange pair.

The kids aren't so sure about the orange pair but I think it distracts from my gut.

Go slow.

Swim Trunk Specifications:

Waist Size (elastic waist with drawstring)
M = 30-32"; L = 34-36"; XL = 38-40"

Outer Seam (from top of waistband to bottom hem)
M = 21 1/2; L = 22"; XL = 22 1/2"

Inseam
M = 8 1/2"; L = 8 3/4"; XL = 9"

Mesh lining