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Paradise In Grey

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Dear Mad Gringo,

Is it possible to go too slow?

Tired of the nagging in Poughkeepsie

Dear TOTNIP,

Guessing by the signature line, someone close to you is a little disappointed in your recent results. I see by your picture that you are wearing the Paradise in Grey Go Slow shirt. That explains a lot. When the Mad Gringo encourages you to go slow, he knows you don't live in a vacuum. You have to strike some balance with the demands of daily life. That shirt has a powerful effect on your psyche, probably reminding you of time spent far from yard work, soccer practice - or, based on your location, snow shoveling. So, yes, you can go too slow.

Measure it by how it affects those closest to you. If you come down to breakfast in your Paradise in Grey shirt and the entire family lets out a groan, you may need adjustment. However, if you wear it to the office and Bob from Compliance lets out a groan, smile to yourself and go linger by the coffee machine.

Go slow.

the Mad Gringo


Features
* 100% Mad Gringo inspired to help you "go slow"
* Roomy cut without being too baggy or sloppy
* This one goes well with jeans, khaki shorts, your swimsuit
* Real coconut buttons look good and have unique shapes
* Straight cut at the bottom with side vents looks good untucked
* Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee


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We all have a Mad Gringo deep down inside.

He's pissed about the traffic. The stress. The ties you have to wear. He's telling you to chuck it all and go sleep on a beach in Mexico. Or Brazil. Make a compromise. Refuse to be a corporate robot. Wear a tropical shirt now and then. Vow to watch more sunsets. And if you can't go slow, at least go slower. Whatever you do, don't ignore your Mad Gringo. He just might do something crazy.

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