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The Mad Gringo Go Slow driftwood with a fake nail bar sign. Don't worry, it's not real driftwood. That was a guy Mad Gringo went to school with. We never knew where he disappeared to at the end of the evening - he literally woke up in one of a hundred different places. Driftwood. It fit. This sign is about as big as your keyboard. About 4x11 inches or so. Thick too. It will stand up to years of hanging on a wall.
He's pissed about the traffic. The stress. The ties you have to wear. He's telling you to chuck it all and go sleep on a beach in Mexico. Or Brazil. Make a compromise. Refuse to be a corporate robot. Wear a tropical shirt now and then. Vow to watch more sunsets. And if you can't go slow, at least go slower. Whatever you do, don't ignore your Mad Gringo. He just might do something crazy.
