Day Four of your trek through the jungle has you decompressing at a little cantina next to your way-too-cheery-guide. Where do they find these people?

When they told you the tour would be a physical level 3 on a scale of 5 you said, "Self, I ran that 5K a few years ago, I should be all right".

Now you sit very still because you might not be able to walk back to your hut without tears flowing.

As your mind wanders back to the day you arrived in this mystical place and that second shot of mezcal makes its way to your lips, you are happy to be wearing your Tikal Tour come-as-you-are shirt. Heck, it was coated in Febreeze just two days ago! Good to go. Its multi-layered olive background and those little blue tiki guys stamped hither and yon make you feel happy inside.

Just beware, cowboy. Once the tiki starts talking to you, it's time to make your way to the door.

It may be too late.

Go slow.

the Mad Gringo

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• Strolls
• Napping by the pool
• Telling your plumber he's a bum
• Apologizing to your plumber over another cerveza