You knew it when he walked into the room. The smell alone told you to stay away, but something in the way he laughed and then offered to buy you a beer drew you in. Stories of the sea. A lifetime spent wandering from port to port in search of the right vessel and the best crew.

You were enchanted. You found yourself buying him a beer or two and asking about things you know nothing about. He spoke of far away lands and battles with the deep blue sea. He shook your hand and slapped you on the back as he stumbled out the door.

"Man, what a life", you muttered under your breath as you reached to pay your bill.

"What are you saying?" came a voice. It was the bartender.

"Oh - that guy- you know, the salty old captain who was just sitting here. He just told me all about life on the sea."

"Captain? That was Ted who works in the fish section at the Whole Foods down the street. He just moved here from Kansas. Strange cat," the bartender said as he polished the glasses.

Inky Fishmonger.

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