How long was it before you totally decompressed on your last big vacation? 3 Days? 4?

The Mad Gringo has an opinion on this. (who knew?) We need to get back to a solid 2 week vacation. Why 2 weeks? Because, say we leave on Friday morning. It will be nearly Tuesday before we realize that we have left our common lives behind. If we are returning to reality on Saturday, chances are we start mentally getting ready for re-entry on Thursday.

That only gives us 3 solid days of joy. If we disappear for two weeks, on the other hand, we're thinking about nothing for nearly 10 straight days. That's bliss.

"But Mad Gringo," you say, "who can afford such an extravegence?" We all can, I say! Step one is to subsist on Bubble Tea for the duration of our time off. You know, that greenish tea drink that all the kiddies tried to get us into. Those tapioca like things have some nutritional value, right? That should free up an additional 3 days on the beach.

No need to thank me. I'm an idea guy. They just come to me and POW! I pass them on to you. Remind yourself of this one by picking up the Bubble Tea Adventure Sarong. It's beautiful and will extend your time off.

Go slow.

Mad Gringo

FEATURES:

• 100% Mad Gringo Inspired to help you take 2 weeks off at the beach
• Hand Tied Fringe dresses this up or down - I swear
• This one goes well with your swimsuit and functions as a carryon
• Super soft rayon is easy to care for and the print holds up through multiple washes
• Full sized Sarong: 63"x45" Mini Sarong: 63"x21"
• Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee

SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECTED FOR:

• Estimating how much cat food will go for 2 weeks
• Arranging mail stoppage and finding a teen to mow the lawn
• Covering a To-Do list so you can forget things
• Putting a smile on the face of that customs agent