By the end of Day two you were ready to learn the Samba. What, with the whisks, that crazy dance walk thing and the infectious music, how hard could it be? Never mind that your spouse usually has to get you through drink #3 before you get out and dance to "American Pie" at weddings, that time - that place - made you want to move to a Samba beat!

Ahh, life was much easier before the age of cell phone cameras and you best friends (who can't work a dvd player) shot video that the kids put up on YouTube - becoming an instant neighborhood classic.

At least your shirt looks good. The Native Samba with its deep blue tones and brightly colored Tiki Gringo graphic was a hit with the locals that night and it will be a hit again at the pool party when someone walks up to you and says "Aren't you the guy . . ?"

You can only nod your head and take a little side step - Samba style. Your a good sport, and it was funny.

Go slow.

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• Dancing the night away
• Picking up barbeque at the local smoke shack
• Shaking your head when the other parents freak out at the umpire
• Listening to the kids tell you about their big goal - again