From: the Mad Gringo
To: Charlie in Operations
Re: Whassup?

Charlie!
Whassup?!? How was the weekend? Did you wear the shirt to Hawaiian Shirt Day?
MG
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From: Charlie in Operations
To: the Mad Gringo
Cc: Gail; Tom; Joyce; Conrad; Howard; Patti; Bill; Michael; Jeff
Re: Re: Whassup?

Mad Gringo,

First, you've got a lot of nerve buddy.

Second, thanks to that "Foggy Notion" shirt you let me borrow on Friday I was invited to a "soiree" by Mary in Sales. After a few drinks I went salsa dancing with her friend Wanda. I woke up in the back of Wanda's brother's VW Thing. By the time I realized that we were in Las Vegas, "Rico" had hit a $7,500 slot and we were on our way to his friend's boat. Somehow, I forgot to check in with Mom. I haven't slept for 3 days and my mother won't let me in the house.

Your shirt is at the bottom of Lake Mead.

Charlie.

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