You laugh.
The Daiquiri Daze name isn't to be taken lightly. It's the shirt you picked up at that little gift shop in Belize because that cutie told you that it looked good on you in her lilting broken English. (That is what she was saying, right?)
Anyway, it's in your closet now. You look at it when you strap on the noose and sling on the straight jacket before heading into the officina. Officina? See, there it is again. You were happy there, mate. You can re-live that brief moment of ego free living by grabbing the shirt by the collar and heading out the door for a long walk. Today.
At first you'll be a little self-conscious, but that will disappear as Mrs. Green on the corner compliments you on your festive attire. You'll find yourself steered to that little corner bistro with the umbrellas where you can grab a tea and watch people from behind your Maui Jims. Uno mas, por favor.
Welcome back.
Go slow.
the Mad Gringo
FEATURES:
* 100% Mad Gringo Inspired - and that's scary to some, comforting to others
* Roomy cut without feeling too baggy or sloppy
* This one goes well with khakis, jeans, your work suit
* Real coconut buttons look good - an extra is under the care instructions
* Straight cut at bottom with side vents works untucked
* Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee
SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECTED FOR:
* Fiestas
* Pillow Talk
* Stories about the "one that got away"
* Yes, I said Pillow Talk
