Good day Sunshine!

What does the day hold in store? After your choice of huevos rancheros, migas or huevos con chorizo, it's off for a bumpy ride into town. There are gifts to be found for the kids, the sitters, your sister and even the family pet. This time, you're serious.

Well, you can negotiate away in your Hand Painted Sunshine Sarong from the Mad Gringo. The dueling flora against a bright yellow background sets the tone as you square off against the vendadores. You will not be trifled with. Don't they know that you work with numbers all day long and can convert currency in your sleep?

Once you bring your haul back to the shed, you can sit back as your spouse drops his cerveza while taking in your haul. Excess baggage fees be damned! Grandma needs a creche! You never liked my mother, you think. But at this point it's a cheap shot. He can't resist your smile or your sarong.

Good job.

the Mad Gringo

FEATURES:

• 100% Mad Gringo Inspired to help you Go Slow - just not shopping slow
• Hand Painted designs are similar, but never exactly alike - bellissimo!
• This one goes well with your swimsuit, over your shoulders, and carries loot
• Super soft rayon is easy to care for and the print holds up through multiple washes
• Full sized Sarong: 63"x45", not available in Mini
• Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee

SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECTED FOR:

• Rationalizing purchases
• Doubling as a tote bag
• Making your spouse do a double take
• Negotiating la cuenta - bandida!