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Classy Dolphin

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The meeting drones on. Sanjay works on extending his brickberry dominance. Ruth should have pursued a career in napkin cartooning. You look out the window at a stunning view of London toward St. Paul's Cathedral and can only think of one thing.

The Dolphin. The Classy Dolphin. Just what is it that makes these creatures frolick on the sea-like background of your favorite shirt? Are they a pair of star crossed lovers on a midday trist? Have you started feeling the effects of that second Goombay Smash and you're seeing double?

The Mad Gringo can't answer these or really any of life's mysteries. But, he does know that there is something about the Classy Dolphin tropical shirt that gets people to look your way. The 100% rayon shirt gets softer with every wash. The happy dolphin pattern won't fade over time and this shirt will help fill your head with nonsense to while away the hours.

Give it a try. The Classy Dolphin will make you happy. The Mad Gringo guarantees it.

Go slow.

the Mad Gringo


Features
* 100% Mad Gringo inspired to help you "go slow"
* Roomy cut without being too baggy or sloppy
* This one goes well with jeans, khaki shorts, your swimsuit
* Real coconut buttons look good and have unique shapes
* Straight cut at the bottom with side vents looks good untucked
* Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee


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We all have a Mad Gringo deep down inside.

He's pissed about the traffic. The stress. The ties you have to wear. He's telling you to chuck it all and go sleep on a beach in Mexico. Or Brazil. Make a compromise. Refuse to be a corporate robot. Wear a tropical shirt now and then. Vow to watch more sunsets. And if you can't go slow, at least go slower. Whatever you do, don't ignore your Mad Gringo. He just might do something crazy.

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