2 outs in the bottom of the 9th.

As the meeting winds to a close you wonder why you even bothered coming in for this 3 o'clock Friday exercise in feigned importance. 3 o'clock meetings before the Holiday Weekend? Who are these people?

Slide 73. Slide 74. Each moment is torture! The spouse and kids are waiting for you at home. Trunks on. Zinc oxide across the nose. Flip flops. Towels over the shoulder. You can smell the sunscreen from here.

Finally! You rush out of the building - the Vanuatu Hibiscus is waiting in the car - all toasty and soft thanks to Mother Sun's gentle rays finding their way to the back seat. No traffic (who works the day before a holiday?) Run inside, grab a tea and you're off!

You live for this.

Go slow.

the Mad Gringo

FEATURES:

• 100% Mad Gringo Inspired to help you "go slow"
• Roomy cut without feeling too baggy or sloppy
• This one goes well with khakis, jeans, your swimsuit
• Real coconut buttons look good - Magnum PI good
• Straight cut at bottom with side vents works untucked
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SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECTED FOR:

• Evenings by the pool
• Mornings by the pool
• Paint shopping
• Apologizing to your spouse for being childish about shopping