No more yankie my wankie! The Mad Gringo need food!

Many of you know that I adore festivals. Especially food festivals. The kind where you walk away in a slight food daze wondering if anyone else feels like their stomach is about to permanently damage their sansabelt slacks.

The Garlic Fishbone pays homage to these fine gatherings. It's spill proof, the side vents can double as napkins, your belly has room to expand and if you wandered too close to the spicy foods, it helps wick the moisture from your brow. And if it doesn't, it should.

Great colors, strange looking fish bones and lovely to look at. It screams "I AM WEARING TROPICAL CLOTHING." Enjoy it.

Go slow.

the Mad Gringo

FEATURES:

• 100% Mad Gringo Inspired to help you go slow
• Roomy cut without feeling too baggy or sloppy
• This one goes well with the latest sansabelt slacks
• Real coconut buttons look good - damn good
• Straight cut at bottom with side vents works untucked
• Invest with confidence with the Mad Gringo Go Slow Guarantee

SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECTED FOR:

• Giving Kobayashi a run for his money
• Midwestern Beer Festivals
• A great meal at the Hinterland in Milwaukee or Green Bush
• Napping (use as a pillow)