Burn the Neckties.
Wear more Hawaiian shirts.
Mad Gringo can show you how. Actually, if you have worn a shirt before you might find this easy to do.
Pick a pattern, pick your size, add it to the cart, slide a little cash my way and in 3 to 5 business days you'll have a Mad Gringo package on your doorstep with a stinky shirt inside. No charge for the smell. It's our natural dyes. You'll love it.Trust me.
Go slow.